Make a wish thread

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I wish I was Jay Leno

You are now Jay Leno. But your first day on tv, you tell a racially sensitive joke, get cancelled, and become a has-been overnight.

I wish I had 2 High chicks to give me a blowjob one at a time while the other one watches, and takes bong rips.

By the way, Dryst. this has to be THE GREATEST thread idea of ALL TIME. no joke