Make a wish thread

[The Colonel]

you get your money tree, but i fucking steal it.

i wish didnt have school tomarrow.

The Colonel Reviewed by The Colonel on 10-26-2006. Make a wish thread u ever read the monkeys paw where the guy makes a wish but everytime he does it grants him the wish but somehow fucks things up? i think one of em was he wished for $200 and his son dies at work and the company gives him a severance pay of $200... ok so this is how the game works, u make a wish and the next person grants it but somehow messes it up and then they to make a wish for the next person to mess up, and so on and so on.. ill start i wish i had a monkey Rating: 5

[Duckky]

You get your horse but when you look in the mirror your realize you are the horse!
haha this is fun
i wish i was jesus

[BobBong]

you people would make horrible santa's...

[dryst]

u get to be jesus, but guees what happen to jesus?...

i wish i could have sex with jessica alba

[iwantFUEGO]

you find out jessica alba has a monster pussy and it swallows you alive.

I wish i had a huge marijuana garden in my room.

[potsmokingnome]

you get to have sex with jessica alba but you get so nervous you can't get it up lol

I wish I could win the lottery

[dryst]

u win the lottery but lose the ticket

i wish i had an erection 24 hours a day

[Dro_Princess]

You get the errection for 24 hrs but at 24 hrs and 1 second your dick falls off
I wish i had a job

[Duckky]

hahahaha "guess what happens to jesus" You get a job..but your forced to work!!! horrible thoughts.
i wish that i had a van made of mari j

[Inferius]

Dro: Your "job" is to scoop out the anus of old people who are too constipated.
Ducky: Your van is yours, but as you're taking it apart everything is covered in oil and gasoline. It lights up in a spark.

I wish I had a ferret.