Make a wish thread

[souldistortion]

The hate and fighting in the world does stop. But the overly peacefull environment causes you to become enraged and even violent. therefore reintroducing the only violence left in the world, YOu.

I wish i had somthing to eat. i heavnet eatten all day.

[souldistortion]

You get a j. but you didnt specify what you wanted in it. congratulations on your joint of aregano and chives. smoke up

[Dro_Princess]

You get a j. but you didnt specify what you wanted in it. congratulations on your joint of aregano and chives. smoke up

You didnt leave me a wish to fuck up

I wish I had x-ray vision

[The Big Easy]

You get an x-ray machine but it can only see through Old Fat dudes clothing

I wish these seeds Im germinating sprout

[couch-potato]

those seeds will grow into apple trees, but you are allergic to apples

I wish I could bang Angelina Jolie

[BobBong]

I wish everyone would join the chat.

I wish , I wish.. I WISH THIS WOULD COME TRUE :chainsaw:

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Everyone gets into chat, but it overloads and fries the system

I wish I was with my ex again

[dryst]

ur with ur ex again...but once ur back together, u found out while u were apart he got a sex change!

i wish my utorrent would fuckin work!!!!

[souldistortion]

It works, but due to your decreased availability of downloadable porn, you go crazy and download massive amounts of porn causing your computer to get infixable viruses. your computer breaks.

I wish I could get paid to play guitar

[slipknotpsycho]

you get paid to play guitar, but it's while standing on a bed of nails with a cactus shoved up your ass.

i wish i could overdose on weed, right before my death.