In recent news, two black males were arrested for putting marijuanna on cheeseburgers in Mcdonalds.

"Sniff.. it was scary.. those two big negros.. eyes as red as the devil himself.. giggling and smiling at me uncontrollably like goblins.. stumbly gave me my burger.. I thought nothing of it but I ate it and started to feel like I was going to die.. I quickly realized they casted dark devil negro magic on my burger to make me go crazy and was suddenly taken in by their jazz and negroism.. I'm so glad I'm still alive and my concious is okay.. I almost turned into a troll!"

yeah let's try not to get customers high or it'll be something out of the movie Troll where humans eat that weird green vegan shit and turn into goblin food and suddenly goblins show up and start eating them.