So, I'm about as skint as Rowanda, and need to strap in the ol' silver tongue to see if I can get any compassion out of the bank Manager (ie, feed 'em some bullshit about how I'm trying really hard to sort myself out )

I'm wondering whether or not to shave first - "I can't even afford a razor, man!"

The plan is this:

I walk into the bank, cool, calm, and collected.
Await my turn to see the bank manager, and sit myself down across from him in the office.
Then the I'll explain the situation, whilst wailing and crying, and much sniffing and snivelling..

Will it work?

It has before, but maybe the novelty has worn off by now
RESiNATE Reviewed by RESiNATE on . Fraternising with the Bank Manager So, I'm about as skint as Rowanda, and need to strap in the ol' silver tongue to see if I can get any compassion out of the bank Manager (ie, feed 'em some bullshit about how I'm trying really hard to sort myself out :D) I'm wondering whether or not to shave first - "I can't even afford a razor, man!" The plan is this: I walk into the bank, cool, calm, and collected. Await my turn to see the bank manager, and sit myself down across from him in the office. Then the I'll explain the Rating: 5