To get high on grass you need to bail it, the higher the bales, the higher you get.
NOTE, pot must be heated, to release the chem's that get you high.
If my memory works its about 130 d.f.

Have you seen any flying cows, they eat grass all the time. Wait maybe thats how Santa deers can fly, everybody knows deer are always eating someones crop. They issue deer flying tags 3 months before normal hunting tags.

Never park your just washed car, under a herd of flying deer.
You can make a good living cleaning raindeer shit off roofs after Christmas.
Peace for piece, ass for grass, be happy
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