I'm going to lock the front door.
Turn off the porch light.
And sit inside the darkened living room and eat up all the candy I would otherwise hand out to trick-or-treaters.

This is my unique, chocolate-abuse version of drinking till I can't feel my feelings anymore. It involves eating candy till I can't feel my pelvic bones anymore. Or until I'm sick. Whichever comes first.
birdgirl73 Reviewed by birdgirl73 on . Halloween What is everyone doing for halloween? Rating: 5