Catholic question

[EckyThump]

I have the perfect answer......If u want i`ll fuck her....that that way you would have done nothing wrong...........Simple
:dance:

Am with my felliow Uk mon on this.. :stoned:

EckyThump Reviewed by EckyThump on 10-25-2006. Catholic question Hey stoners. I was just goin online to see if there were any catholics on the boards because i have a questoin. I just wanted to know if it would be okay for a catholic to get oral sex. I am 16 years old and i have been going out with this girl (who is beautiful) for about 4 months and wanted to know if it would be alright to get a bj. She wants to give me a bj, most likely because it would make me happy and she wants whatever will make me happy. Thnx for the help Rating: 5

[Smokin EnDo]

I am an atheist. I attend a Catholic High School. This is very immoral from your perspective. I am not joking and if you wish to believe in that shit its not my call but under your beliefs you may not let tha girl suck you off. You may also not open-mouth kiss her, touch her sexually, get impure ideas about her, or jerk off. Your faith not mine.

[DonnieDarko]

If you even think about getting a BJ, and you happen to die before you go to confession on Saturday, you could end up in hell, or at least spend some time in purgatory. I learned this from Catholic nuns in the 1960s ... they wouldn't lie.

[harris7]

Jesus says that lust out of marriage is bad.

There's your answer.

yes but why did he say this...

I dont think he was saying that the act is implicitly bad. I believe he was advising against it because it could bring bad things (much more so then)

another topic

jerkin off is a black sin, one in which you cannot be fogiven. so i'm going to assume your jacked it so your alredy fucked. so come join the rest of us and have some fun :rasta: :thumbsup: :dance:

[WEED_UK]

Originally Posted by UnitedWeFall
Jesus says that lust out of marriage is bad.

There's your answer.

So why the fuck did mary have a baby by god.........or did i miss the mary/god marriage bit in my R.E lessons at school?

I`d love to seen that marriage
Do you mary take god to be your lawful wedded husband?

Mary " I DO"

God-

God-

Where the fuck are u?

Bollocks to it
I bet you belive in father christmas,fairys and pixies.....actually dont answer!
You die and turn into plant food,coal or oil
God- Do you take mary to be your lawful wedded wife?

[funky not a junky]

Im ready to get some ORAL!

Thanks guys

[WEED_UK]

Das it my man..................trust me you only live once.....enjoy

make sure you give it a good wash....lol

and goodluck
hope i didn`t offend you

[funky not a junky]

nah man its actually kinda hard to upset me. If i remember ill post after the deed is done. Im hoping halloween, and im also hoping to be high.

[WEED_UK]

Goodluck

[Frivolous248]

Im ready to get some ORAL!

Thanks guys

Glad to hear it!