I stayed up until 5 am watching Dan Rather talk about the election, waiting to see if Kerry would prevail. Alas, Ohio went to Bush. But in it's own way, this could be fortuitous. Hear me out:

When Bush first stole the election, it was a '0' year (2000). All 4 presidents to be assassinated were elected on '0' years (Lincoln, elected 1860; Garfield, 1880; McKinley, 1900; Kennedy, 1960, Bush, 2000??). Of course then we would be stuck with Cheney....although that slimey bastard controls Bush now....


Peas out

*Disclaimer: To any nosey fuck who might misconstrue my comments as some sort of threat against the life of the president, this is merely speculation and wishful thinking - along with a brief history lesson.