Top 10 Reasons to Love the Next 4 Years


Posted on 11/03/2004 10:08:26 AM PST by MoonMullins


Top 10 Reasons to love the next 4 years

10. Zogby will have plenty of time to reflect on the meaning of John Kerry??s powerful insight: ??It??s one thing to be certain, but you can be certain and be wrong.?

9. The Supreme Court will not be making room for Susan Estrich.

8. Our war on terror will not require sensitivity training.

7. No French-English translation required to understand ??Le Global Test?.

6. Our First Lady will be Laura Bush.

5. Our VP will be Dick Cheney. One downside ?? he won??t have as many opportunities for friendly chats with Sen. Leahy now that the Senate is firmly in Republican hands.

4. California real estate will become more affordable now that all the Hollywood libs are leaving for Europe. OK, same as four years ago, only they mean it this time. Really.

3. Bush??s brilliant opponents will have many more opportunities to underestimate him and practice the fine art of losing.

2. We can look forward to Al Franken??s next book, ??Exit Polls for DUmmies?. 1. George W. Bush is our president!
Torog Reviewed by Torog on . Top 10 Reasons to Love the Next 4Years Top 10 Reasons to Love the Next 4 Years Posted on 11/03/2004 10:08:26 AM PST by MoonMullins Top 10 Reasons to love the next 4 years 10. Zogby will have plenty of time to reflect on the meaning of John Kerry??s powerful insight: ??It??s one thing to be certain, but you can be certain and be wrong.? Rating: 5