Quote Originally Posted by LIP
Hey, thats England for ya LOL. Wanna use our public transport now?

Never on time, hot, stufffy, piss covered seats and now some guy who shits over the windows...
Haha, this reminded me of something.

End of April, in 2004, I had been on holiday to the Dominican Republic, and we were returning via a train from Manchester.

Anyway, I had the shits. So I found the toilet, and the carriage was empty. 3 stops and 30 mins later, I finish. The was definately the shits/runs, and bad ones at that. Must of flushed about 5 times. I used a lot of toilet paper, in fact, there were a few sheets left, baring in mind, we were one of the first to use this train this particular morning. It also stunk to high heavens.

Come out the stall, and the carriage is full, and about 7 people waiting in line to use the toilet after me, the first waas a young lady, a nice one too. I blush easy, so as I closed the door behind me and set off back to my seat, I muttered 'sorry'. She looked at me all confused.

I couldn't stop myself from laughing when i got to my seat, and my girlfriend at the time asked me where I had been. Told her, and got the piss took outta me something rotten. I then went to sleep because I'd keep cracking up laughing when the people had finished using the toilet, walking back to their seats, and giving me the evil eye.

Donnu whether that ranks as a funny story, or embarassing.

Pissin' my self just thinking back, lol.