But us here Amaricuns is a hole lots smartier thin that, my fiend.

There's no such a thing as clotted cream, cus my cus never herd of it, and us Amaricuns have herd of everything.

Clotted cream is either WMDs or a Commie plot!

Yeeeeee Haw!

Now, I dun dag dern gonna eat me a McFreedom Muffin!

An call my cable company an tell 'em to drop that daggum dag dern BBC (Becus Brits are Commies) and PBS (Preverts Brits and Socialefts)!

Yeeeeee Haw!