Sorry bad news folks. I am the motherfuckin president. I also have been and always will be. They just keep changing my name and picture to fool all the gullible sheep out there. My advice. Stop following and be a leader yourself.
Someone asked about religion. Well Christianity is basically "boy meets girl, falls in love with girl. Marries the girl. Spends all his money on the girl. They live happily ever after!".
Muslim is basically a more discplined religion where you can have many wifes, but you can not look at their faces or ankles, they have to walk ten feet behind you at all times and 5 times a day you bend over on a small carpet and pray to the EASTSIDE of town. This will keep ALLAH from eating you when he gets mad.