Quote Originally Posted by LIP
Your a hero!!!!!

We need a party.

Weed.



A portable strip club.
Wow I like the way you think.
Hey man, I remember stopping the bleeding in the Woolworths store when the manager ripped his wrist open and severed an artery. I pinched the artery shut with my roach clip and wrapped his wrist with a bandana and they were blown away by my ingenuity.
fasterspider Reviewed by fasterspider on . Free eggs and saved someones life today! I went over the the shops today to buy some eggs so I could make pancakes for the missus and I. I stood waiting to cross the road with an elderly lady and what looked like her two grandchildren, one of around seven and other around four. All of a sudden, while the lady was sparking up a fag the youngest of the two darts out into the road, infront of an oncoming car. Instinctively I grabbed him by his hood, nearly choking the poor fella, and managed to get him out of the way just in time. Bless Rating: 5