Attention!: New flavor sensation combination, a beautiful harmony of caramel and crisp, juicy with joy. Travel to vons. Buy "Old Fashioned" Caramel Apple Dip, as well as 4 or 5 African Pears. They're strange things, crispy but not an apple. Put them in the fridge, the cold sort of brings out the sugar, and then cut them into peices. Dip them in caramel and face the moment of throbbing euphoric angels-singing-in-the-heavens expirience.