also, i have a story kinda like the lino/fire one. we were having a bonfire and smoke at my friends house one night. someone bunged a spliff end (still lit) over my mates fence to next door. we turned round to go in about 5 mins later and his neighbours compost heap was ablaze, and so was the fucking fence! i've nevr seen stoners move so fast, lol. they jumped over and eventually managed to stamp it out. i nearly shat myself.