the most unnatural thing thats happend while high?

[Financial Panther]

Oh man the second time i ever smoked. It was with my bro and his girlfriend. We were on our street just walking up on the sidewalk so my bro can get some air(he was kind of freakin out) and then the one time out of like a thousand years a cop car decides to drive down our street. Which is weird enough since you never see cop cars take the time to go down residential streets like that. But he past us right by and as soon as i saw that i freaked out soooo bad and we all just froze.

But he just drove right past us and turned the street. But that was some pretty freaky shit. : )

[Black Water Park]

me and two of my good friends were smoking a bowl in a car in a really secluded forest area. the car was on for a while but after we smoked my friend turned off the ignition there was this really creepy sound in the woods like a bunch of zombies eating people.. some thing scary like that, we turned the car on and off again, and we realized it was some part of the engine making a strange sound as it shut off, but we were so high and it was so quiet it freaked us out.. it was actually kind of disappointing...life would be more fun with zombies i think

[Duckky]

This happend today, i had just got done smoke a joint and whent down stairs to go to the park and i see the leafs need to be racked so i rack them up it takes like 45 minutes. I just get done putting the last bag away when all of a sudden a lite brezze picks up and a few leafs fall, im like damnnit and then it happens EVERY leaf left on the tree falls of and it looks like i did nothing! All i could say was Ah what the fuck

[NightProwler]

okay anothernfucke dup thing ahpepned today. right l;ike 15 seconds ago lol. well im pretty baked and threw my two gloves together in a ball randomly into the air.
in the air they split apart and the left glove landed on the handel of the leftmost dumbel on the ground.
the right glove landed on the right dumbles handel

[Tom Swierzbinski]

okay anothernfucke dup thing ahpepned today. right l;ike 15 seconds ago lol. well im pretty baked and threw my two gloves together in a ball randomly into the air.
in the air they split apart and the left glove landed on the handel of the leftmost dumbel on the ground.
the right glove landed on the right dumbles handel

Maybe you have a nice ghost that helps clean things up for ya? Train it to roll joints for you. Actually fuck that, train it to nick all the weed in the town.