Its not burning down

[Nochowderforyou]

I've never had a problem with rolling machines. Empty some of the shit into the pit, close the flaps, roll a bit, insert paper, lick, roll more, open, perfect joint, even if it is long and thin, it really beats fucking around with pencils and spilling half the joint.

Exactly.

Half the people who say a joint roller sucks have never even used one. I have one from a company called Zen, and it rolls better joints that any hand rolled one I've ever smoked.