Quote Originally Posted by partyguy420
i had a dog named doobie once, and a dog name scooby... im gonna get a female dog, and name her ounce, and when she a litter of puppys, im gonna name the biggest one blunt, and the runt will be named jay(as in a joint...) and teach blunt, jay and ounce to but heads with me, and when ppls come over, start butting heads with ounce, and then jay or blunt, and be like dude, i just took an ounce jay (or blunt) to the head...
haha, i love giving animals lifelong names for part-time jokes.