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10-24-2006, 10:48 AM #1OPSenior Member
so this really isn't about weed, but it is an experience.
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
My mom was having sex with my dad when the condom broke, no lie, she told me that to make me feel bad.
She is a slut.
Everyone in my familly is all fucked up, they all have mental problems. All my friend's agree, and if you were around my familly for more than one hour you would agree too.
My mom and I were having a fight one night, so just to piss her off I brought out my bong filled with salvia (I'm out of weed at the moment, trying to find a new dealer) And I started smoking from it, then she calls 911, so I run and rip the phone cord... then she is able to convense herself that I just put incense in the bong, so I simply reply with "how did you know?"
So when the cops arrive she just tells them she dialed the wrong number.
She goes out stalking men with my grandmother (her mom) And they use special little code words to mean that the man they are stalking is at home, is at the grocery store, is out getting drunk, etc.
She vivadly describes to me how she kisses men that she barely knows "he just barely put his tounge in my mouth! I could barely feel it!"
And on top of all that she treats me like I'm a 10 year old, she follows me to parties and stuff and stays outside spying on me, and she worries that somone will kidnap me at any moment.
Now, can you safely tell me she is not a mentally ill slut bitch?intrepidus6 Reviewed by intrepidus6 on . so this really isn't about weed, but it is an experience. At this local resturaunt a band was playing and my friend invited me to go. When we got there it was pretty cool and stuff... then my grandma calls my cell phone (actually my mom's cellphone, but she gave it to me so I couls call her when I was ready to leave) She wanted me to tell my mom that "the boxes are at my house" I was like WTF? After asking her several times I realise it means that my mom's (she's a slut) boyfriend is at home... Then this guy I'm with at the band thing asks to talk Rating: 5
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