At this local resturaunt a band was playing and my friend invited me to go. When we got there it was pretty cool and stuff... then my grandma calls my cell phone (actually my mom's cellphone, but she gave it to me so I couls call her when I was ready to leave) She wanted me to tell my mom that "the boxes are at my house" I was like WTF? After asking her several times I realise it means that my mom's (she's a slut) boyfriend is at home... Then this guy I'm with at the band thing asks to talk to my grandma, I give him the phone and he says things like "I like chicken dick" and "this tree is horny" My grandma calls back several times, and I give this guy the phone each time to piss my sluty grandma off. Then she calls my mom telling her that I've been kidnapped.. so my mom comes and stays for a long time pissed off at me as hell. She finnally leaves then I buy a pack of cigarettes from this guy. I was ready to go home after almost everyone else had already left, but the phone is out of batteries. At about that time she pulls up in the parking lot and I get in the car (with the pack of cigarettes stuck in my underware massageing my penis). After I refuse to tell her who the guy was that said that to my grandma she tells me she is going to give the phone to the police and have them fingerprint it... I fucking hate my mom.
intrepidus6 Reviewed by intrepidus6 on . so this really isn't about weed, but it is an experience. At this local resturaunt a band was playing and my friend invited me to go. When we got there it was pretty cool and stuff... then my grandma calls my cell phone (actually my mom's cellphone, but she gave it to me so I couls call her when I was ready to leave) She wanted me to tell my mom that "the boxes are at my house" I was like WTF? After asking her several times I realise it means that my mom's (she's a slut) boyfriend is at home... Then this guy I'm with at the band thing asks to talk Rating: 5