so this really isn't about weed, but it is an experience.

[Nochowderforyou]

Hell, depending on what you eat, shitting IS a bigger problem than this.

Yes, especially after chili and beer. That would send anyone running!

[Acouwaila]

hahaha u remind me of one of my paranoid freinds

*while throwing water balloons at cars (i was 15 shut up)*

alex: "Dude what if the cops finger print the water balloons!!?"

[BobBong]

my cat's breath smells like cat food

I bent my wookie...

[iwantFUEGO]

So much disrespect for your elders, calling them sluts? What the hell is wrong with you? There are people out there who grow up with no mom, dad, or grandma, and you selfishly put thewm down like that.

This story is nothing to hate anyone over. It was pointless and you blame your stupidity on your mom. Gee, what a slut to come down to the resturaunt to make sure you're okay.

You're pathetic junior. You have a mom and grandma who care and you call them sluts behind their backs. Wow, you're a real winner. Life gets harder than this, MUCH MUUUUCH harder. I shit bigger problems than this.

Good luck in the future, you're gonna need it.

rofl

well said.

[MacWQ33]

I shit bigger problems than this.

I love it.

[intrepidus6]

So much disrespect for your elders, calling them sluts? What the hell is wrong with you? There are people out there who grow up with no mom, dad, or grandma, and you selfishly put thewm down like that.

Actually, my dad died when I was in the 4th grade. He had lymphoma, but that wasen't what killed him, he died from complications from a bone marrow transplant. I'm cool with it though, he was a bad parent.

My mom was having sex with my dad when the condom broke, no lie, she told me that to make me feel bad.
She is a slut.

Everyone in my familly is all fucked up, they all have mental problems. All my friend's agree, and if you were around my familly for more than one hour you would agree too.

My mom and I were having a fight one night, so just to piss her off I brought out my bong filled with salvia (I'm out of weed at the moment, trying to find a new dealer) And I started smoking from it, then she calls 911, so I run and rip the phone cord... then she is able to convense herself that I just put incense in the bong, so I simply reply with "how did you know?"
So when the cops arrive she just tells them she dialed the wrong number.

She goes out stalking men with my grandmother (her mom) And they use special little code words to mean that the man they are stalking is at home, is at the grocery store, is out getting drunk, etc.

She vivadly describes to me how she kisses men that she barely knows "he just barely put his tounge in my mouth! I could barely feel it!"

And on top of all that she treats me like I'm a 10 year old, she follows me to parties and stuff and stays outside spying on me, and she worries that somone will kidnap me at any moment.

Now, can you safely tell me she is not a mentally ill slut bitch?

[LIP]

^^ Well if that is true, then maybe we were wrong. and maybe she needs some sort of help, i mean, if she stalking people with her mother, and telling you all the details, shes fucked.

[intrepidus6]

I know, she really does need help. And I assure you that all of that is 100% true.

[TheSmokingMonkey]

I don't care if you don't respect your mom or grandma, you are just braindead. That was a stupid thing to do and it was even stupider to tell us about it. *rolls eyes*

That being said, yeah, your family sounds messed up and I can understand why you are frustrated in your situation.

Get the hell out ASAP. But in the meantime maybe you should try to be the mature adult and not piss everyone off by giving your dumbass friend the phone.