When your drunk/stoned....

[bob banana]

man i was bar hopin wit some friends and was quite drunk a bit, then we went to this dudes house, some of ass smoked this grass,i started listenoin to some jimi, like just teh song castles made of sand, i was trpyn so hard, liek having fuking musical orgasms all the time

[igotthemunchies]

one time when i was tripping on DXM i woke up in the hospital tripping and i had just had a fuckin seizure! I tihnk i took too much or something cause ive never had a seizure until then,now everytime i do like some acid or shit i have to worry about a seizure it sucks.

[Bro DZ]

I was kidnapped once when I was sloshed...I woke up outside of an elementary school-- about fifteen minutes away from where I passed out--with my arms and legs tapped together with duct tape. That was a weird awakening
~007~

LMAO

me and my friends did that to this dude that was hitting on my first gf

after he passed out at a party we hog tied his ass right on the bathroom floor and dragged him outta the house, through some mud and maybe some dog poo... then he got loaded up into the bed of a homies truck and driven like 30 miles outta town where we dumped him, still unconscious and hog tied, under a freeway overpass near the 680 whahahahahahahahahahaha

he was absent from school the next day... then the police came to school and started questioning people about a kidnapping LoL

[Pass The Rizla]

LMAO

me and my friends did that to this dude that was hitting on my first gf

after he passed out at a party we hog tied his ass right on the bathroom floor and dragged him outta the house, through some mud and maybe some dog poo... then he got loaded up into the bed of a homies truck and driven like 30 miles outta town where we dumped him, still unconscious and hog tied, under a freeway overpass near the 680 whahahahahahahahahahaha

he was absent from school the next day... then the police came to school and started questioning people about a kidnapping LoL

LOL thats some funny shit man