I feel like throwing up now

[RESiNATE]

I miss old blind Jake.

He was my uncle and cousin's best love child.

Such a sweet boy, Who would of thought that a lad of 8 feet tall with a 3rd nostrel would go mising so easy.

Rumour has it, that the local coke-heads thought that he was having more than his fair share of the deals...but funny how old Shep, the ne'er-do-well scampish, mongrel dog of the local baker went missing, around about the same time ...Hmmmm

I smells a rat, I do, I smells it likes its up me bleedin' nose, so I do!