I feel like throwing up now

[apsinthion]

He alway's did like dog's, I'd come into the garrrdeen an e'd be wrestlen aroound with the doog an I'd say "ere what arrrr e aaat" an ee'd say I do loves myy dooog I do. coure wheen the doog die'd he waas harrt broken.

[apsinthion]

Don't talk to me about rat's, I'm paranoid about rat's! My warehouse is full of then! My phone fell through the hole in my trouser pocket (har har) and down my leg today, I nearly shit myself and did the can can.

[bob banana]

Don't talk to me about rat's, I'm paranoid about rat's! My warehouse is full of then! My phone fell through the hole in my trouser pocket (har har) and down my leg today, I nearly shit myself and did the can can.

i got the biggesrt wholes on both pokets of my only othe rpair of paint i wear, and nowdays i just take teh phone from the shoe coz it never seems to fall to the ground, not even when im walkin

[RESiNATE]

Don't talk to me about rat's, I'm paranoid about rat's! My warehouse is full of then! My phone fell through the hole in my trouser pocket (har har) and down my leg today, I nearly shit myself and did the can can.

lmao@the visual, Asp!
There's nowt quite as unnerving as one's own imagination lol

[GHoSToKeR]

Rumour has it, that the local coke-heads thought that he was having more than his fair share of the deals...but funny how old Shep, the ne'er-do-well scampish, mongrel dog of the local baker went missing, around about the same time ...Hmmmm

I smells a rat, I do, I smells it likes its up me bleedin' nose, so I do!

aye.. some's say they 'ad 'ad enuff, wanted out.. others say they was a-cavortin' n' a-fraternizin' with those Londumers and done got themselves into some troubles.. if ya was to ask me, i'd say it was neither and both, if ya get me.. got themselves into a spot o' bother with those no-good Londumers, so they left - but they prob'ly wanted to leave all along... the whole village be a-knowin' that they been a-canoodlin' in the bushes behind the old town well... what's this world comin to, when a man be havin' an affairs wit' dogs and cats.. used to be only sheep in my day - course you wouldn't 'member back then - but a man'd never run way with 'nother mans sheep.. you'd be gentleman like, and ask for sheeps hand in marriage.. that's how me and your mam got engaged, God Bless 'er.. thats the proper way to do things.. .. but aye, like you said, tis a crazy world now-a-days...

what was this thread about again?

[apsinthion]

Yeah,

It's at time's like that I'm glad I work alone.

[apsinthion]

aye.. some's say they 'ad 'ad enuff, wanted out.. others say they was a-cavortin' n' a-fraternizin' with those Londumers and done got themselves into some troubles.. if ya was to ask me, i'd say it was neither and both, if ya get me.. got themselves into a spot o' bother with those no-good Londumers, so they left - but they prob'ly wanted to leave all along... the whole village be a-knowin' that they been a-canoodlin' in the bushes behind the old town well... what's this world comin to, when a man be havin' an affairs wit' dogs and cats.. used to be only sheep in my day - course you wouldn't 'member back then - but a man'd never run way with 'nother mans sheep.. you'd be gentleman like, and ask for sheeps hand in marriage.. that's how me and your mam got engaged, God Bless 'er.. thats the proper way to do things.. .. but aye, like you said, tis a crazy world now-a-days...

what was this thread about again?

I'v got some great mental image's of the proposal (the happy glint in the sheeps eye), the wedding (sheep with a vail taking her vow's) and then there's the consumation(sp) (I'm not even gonna go there). I suppose divorce would be putting her on a plate.

Anyway on behalf of the silly party I'd like to apologise to intripedS for turning his serious thread into and animal sex orgy visualisation.

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and then there's the consumation

WHAT???

They consume the sheep on the wedding night!!!???!?!?!

Man, that's just sick




At least get the sheep fattened up a bit first!

[shadowfox]

yeh i used to always crawl around on my carpet lookin for bud.. found enough for a j on more than one occasion

I wanna come over and "clean" your house for you.