job quiting ettiqet (sp?)

[TheSmokingMonkey]

A lot of this advice is fucking with you.

Here's the proper thing to do:

Write a professional-sounding letter giving two weeks' notice. So if today is Oct 1, you give them your last day of work as Oct 15. In it, you can say something like "the job wasn't what I expected it to be; I don't see myself being satisfied in this job. I appreciate the opportunity to be employed at XYZ Employer, but I just don't think it will work out. My last day will be Oct 15, 2000." Then you work for two weeks if they want you that long, and if not, peace out no hard feelings. They might even give you a nice recommendation for a future job you are trying to get if you are really nice about everything.

Trust me, it's not like a friend, you can just leave after two days as long as you are professional about it, no one will harbor any bad feelings about it.

[Breukelen advocaat]

A lot of this advice is fucking with you.
Here's the proper thing to do:
Write a professional-sounding letter giving two weeks' notice. as you are professional about it, no one will harbor any bad feelings about it.......

Unless you live in a place with an extreme cultural lag, letters of resignation were dropped at least 10 years ago.

[andruejaysin]

If you plan on using them as a reference give 2 weeks notice, otherwise see how much you can steal before they catch you.

[Captin]

Since it's only a job cutting meat or whatever, i wouldn't bother writing a letter. I'd just say "look im gonna have to quit in 2 weeks, for whatever reason" Not that it matters seeing as you already did. Or you could do it the fun way, go take a dump on you boss' desk, i think he'll get the idea.

[Big_Smoke]

walk in stoned and just whip out your dick and lay it on the counter.

and say how may i take your order.

That was fucking funny as hell! rotflmfao! :clap: imp:

[wonderbear]

so i just got a job in the deli department of a organi food market, and it sucks monkey balls. but i would feel really bad if i quit after just 2 days of work, are there any good ways to do this, or am i kinda stuck with it for a few months before i can quit without feeling guilty?
any feedback would be appreciated!

it's spelled "ediget" homes sweet

cuz there was this dude named ed who ed.............................nevermind...

[wonderbear]

Just be the worst employee you can be, so you still get a weeks worth of pay before they fire you.
or
"I'm so sorry, but another job opportunity opened up and I feel like I should pursue it."

I'm usually not too polite about it.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

don't burn bridges, don't store up crappy references

[Ol Schwaggy Bastard]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

don't burn bridges, don't store up crappy references

You don't have to list every job you've had as a reference...and I dont think "yeah, he was cool for the two days he was here before he quit" is a great reference anyways.

[andruejaysin]

it's spelled "ediget" homes sweet

cuz there was this dude named ed who ed.............................nevermind...

No, it's spelled ettiquitte. Google that fucker.

[Cassiopiea]

Unless you live in a place with an extreme cultural lag, letters of resignation were dropped at least 10 years ago.

what are you talking about? A letter of resignation is what you do, its just the way things are done. its polite, yu leave n good terms and there is absolutely no confusion about your osition, hell most places ask for it in writing.