job quiting ettiqet (sp?)

[LIP]

Or say one morning "Hey, fuck you buddy" in a southpark style voice.

LIP Reviewed by LIP on 10-21-2006. job quiting ettiqet (sp?) so i just got a job in the deli department of a organi food market, and it sucks monkey balls. but i would feel really bad if i quit after just 2 days of work, are there any good ways to do this, or am i kinda stuck with it for a few months before i can quit without feeling guilty? any feedback would be appreciated! Rating: 5

[JaggedEdge]

Everytime I quit a job it is because I can't take another day there and am fed up with the managers treating me like a peice of shit idiot. Rarely do I give two weeks notice, rarely am I nice about it. But than again I rarely find part time jobs that treat their employee's like human beings.

However if you respect who your working for than just be nice about it. Don't be an ass like I usually am.

When I worked at walgreens, I got over the speaker system and sang a little song about how much I hate the job, the customers, and the store manager, and walked out. I tend to leave in bad way's when I seriously hate a job. All I have to think about is how it is buisness and they would have no problem cutting me loose if the needed to cut back on manpower.

[fasterspider]

Just be an adult about it and tell the boss the truth. One can never go wrong when telling the truth. It may hurt someones feelings but, feelings are not facts and do change with time.

[Black Water Park]

thanks alot guys, i appreciate the imput! i think i will give it a few weeks, i am starting to get to know the people there, and they seem pretty nice. although i really do like the idea of throwing the meat slicer at an unruly costomer. anyways, thanks:thumbsup:

[jamstigator]

When I worked at McDonald's, there was a guy who was going to quit. He came in, whispered to me, "I'm tripping balls on acid right now and I'm gonna quit today, and it's gonna be funny!" He was the guy who cooked the meats for the burgers, I was one of the cashier flunkies. He went to do his job, and I went to do mine.

So, I'm standing there processing orders and stuff, and this irate-looking customer comes up to me and thrusts her tray in front of my face. On the tray is a burger and seared into it is: "Fuck off". I immediately realize what's happened (the tripping dude is frying words into peoples' burgers), and I just bend over double laughing...which does not make this old lady happy at all! She starts screaming at me that it's not funny, and my manager comes over and calms her down with a $50 book of gift certificates or something.

The manager calls the tripping cook dude over, and tells him he's fired. The dude bends over laughing, pointing past the manager, at more people coming forward with their profanity burgers looking to score gift certificate books too. The tripping dude says, laughing, his pupils all dilated, "I know I'm fired, man! Did you think this was my way of asking for a fucking promotion! Eat shit!" And then he leaves, just like that.

Omg, that dude was just the bomb, he made my whole day! What a way to go out! I don't even remember his name, as I had only been working there like two days, but I will never forget him!

THAT is proper etiquette!

[BobBong]

Come in to work completely naked and start slicing meats.

hahaha.. owwww?:thumbsup:

[Cyclonite]

Doesn't really matter unless you plan on using that on a resume. Most of the time I always give 2 weeks.

[S.P.Q.R.]

just say you got a better job and put in your two weeks.

[Big_Smoke]

Just go to work all stoned and when the munchies kick in jus start eating shit off the shelves lol!

[Dankmike]

walk in stoned and just whip out your dick and lay it on the counter.

and say how may i take your order.