that reminds me of an incident that occured in my pre-stoned days...my friend, Kurt, and I were baking fish sticks. Well, we started watching TV and kinda forgot we were cooking. NAturally, the fish-sticks were completely converted into smouldering hunks of carbon, so, instead of wasting them, we took a trip downtown and stuck them in between ppls' windshield wiper blades haha

"hmmm, it's raining quite hard. Better turn on the windshield wipers...what the fuck?! AH! The entire windshield is black and I can't see! *crash!*"



...then again, I should've thought that one through a little longer
~007~