In a recent survey in Austria, scientists discovered that a staggering 73.36% of communists had a diet high in Lentil consumption.

In a study that followed, scientists created a social experiment with a group consisting of 58 Communists and 53 Hippies, isolated in separate communities.

In the Communist community, scientists observed that when 300mg/100g of Marajuana was added to there regular lentil diet the communists behaviour began to change.
Within 14 days 57% of the communists still wanted to share everything equally but had also begun wearing flowers in thier hair and engaging in "Free Love".

Similar results were observed within the Hippie Community. 47% of the community, which was deprived of the Marajuana content, showed signs of being cranky after just a couple of hours.
mrgently Reviewed by mrgently on . Are Communists really just angry Hippies? In a recent survey in Austria, scientists discovered that a staggering 73.36% of communists had a diet high in Lentil consumption. In a study that followed, scientists created a social experiment with a group consisting of 58 Communists and 53 Hippies, isolated in separate communities. In the Communist community, scientists observed that when 300mg/100g of Marajuana was added to there regular lentil diet the communists behaviour began to change. Within 14 days 57% of the communists still Rating: 5