Whenever I draw money from my bank account (on the rare occasion that I am able to do such a thing), the teller will ask, "how would you like your cash?"
"Err, legal tender will be fine, thanks."

(I will be slapped one day )

Or, you go shopping and buy, like 5 items, and the till wahler will ask, "would you like a bag?"
"Err, no thanks, I like dropping my stuff on the floor every 5 paces."
RESiNATE Reviewed by RESiNATE on . The silly things we say... Some people say the silliest things, don't they. Here are a few benine suggestions, see if you can come up with any more...:D At the end of the weather report, the presenter will say, "that's it, there'll be more weather tomorrow." A cop will give you an endorsable fine, and we'll say, "thank you." Someone will walk into your house, and say, "cor, it stinks of dope in here, have you been smoking?" Rating: 5