Constitutional Couch Potatoes

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and here's the actual constitutional for the neo-cons who like to talk about freedom, but don't know what it is...

• Preamble
• Article I - The Legislative Branch
  • Section 1 - The Legislature
  • Section 2 - The House
  • Section 3 - The Senate
  • Section 4 - Elections, Meetings
  • Section 5 - Membership, Rules, Journals, Adjournment
  • Section 6 - Compensation
  • Section 7 - Revenue Bills, Legislative Process, Presidential Veto
  • Section 8 - Powers of Congress
  • Section 9 - Limits on Congress
  • Section 10 - Powers Prohibited of States
• Article II - The Executive Branch
  
  • Section 1 - The President
  • Section 2 - Civilian Power Over Military, Cabinet, Pardon Power, Appointments
  • Section 3 - State of the Union, Convening Congress
  • Section 4 - Disqualification
• Article III - The Judicial Branch
  
  • Section 1 - Judicial Powers
  • Section 2 - Trial by Jury, Original Jurisdiction, Jury Trials
  • Section 3 - Treason
• Article IV - The States
  
  • Section 1 - Each State to Honor all Others
  • Section 2 - State Citizens, Extradition
  • Section 3 - New States
  • Section 4 - Republican Government
• Article V - Amendment
• Article VI - Debts, Supremacy, Oaths
• Article VII - Ratification
• Signatories
• Amendments
  
  • Amendment 1 - Freedom of Religion, Press, Expression
  • Amendment 2 - Right to Bear Arms
  • Amendment 3 - Quartering of Soldiers
  • Amendment 4 - Search and Seizure
  • Amendment 5 - Trial and Punishment, Compensation for Takings
  • Amendment 6 - Right to Speedy Trial, Confrontation of Witnesses
  • Amendment 7 - Trial by Jury in Civil Cases
  • Amendment 8 - Cruel and Unusual Punishment
  • Amendment 9 - Construction of Constitution
  • Amendment 10 - Powers of the States and People
  • Amendment 11 - Judicial Limits
  • Amendment 12 - Choosing the President, Vice President
  • Amendment 13 - Slavery Abolished
  • Amendment 14 - Citizenship Rights
  • Amendment 15 - Race No Bar to Vote
  • Amendment 16 - Status of Income Tax Clarified
  • Amendment 17 - Senators Elected by Popular Vote
  • Amendment 18 - Liquor Abolished
  • Amendment 19 - Women's Suffrage
  • Amendment 20 - Presidential, Congressional Terms
  • Amendment 21 - Amendment 18 Repealed
  • Amendment 22 - Presidential Term Limits
  • Amendment 23 - Presidential Vote for District of Columbia
  • Amendment 24 - Poll Taxes Barred
  • Amendment 25 - Presidential Disability and Succession
  • Amendment 26 - Voting Age Set to 18 Years
  • Amendment 27 - Limiting Congressional Pay Increases