yea... i can beat off, i mean beat all of those... i once as going out with this girl, and she was pissing me off....so to break up with her, i went and got like 5 different guy friends, and we went and bought a hooker, well they were busy with the hooker, i made a cake... and invited a nother girl over that was alot hotter then the girl i was about to break up with, and told her what i was doing, well... i finished the brownies, and took that over to her house, with my new gir friend, but my new girl waited in the car, anyways, i gave her the bronies, and the tape, and told her to wait for about an hour to watch the movie..... but to eat as many brownies as she could... she said ok, and i left... she put the movie in, and it turns out to be her favorite movie, and shes so happy, she starts to cry, then she looks at the plate of brownies, and sees a video tape sticking out of the stack of bronies.. so she grabs that and sticks it in.... and this tape has all off my buddies fucking the hooker, and cumming into the brownie mix... and them it gets to the end of the tape, and it shows me sitting on a chair... and it shows my new girl giving me a blow job, and me blowing my load into the mixture.... and then i said... there you stupid fat bitch go get a new boyfriend, ohh wait, you to fat to, you just ate a plate of cum soaked bronies...


turnss out she blew her head off...
partyguy420 Reviewed by partyguy420 on . wow how fucked up is that? well... i was daiting this girl about back in januray febuary or march, and anyways, i spent the night with her, and on the second day, my sister comes up to me, and says, "she wants to break up with you, because your to clingy" and then she walks up to her "friend" and my "ex" and says " billy wants to break up with you because your to clingy" any ways, me and my "ex" have art together, and she was sitting by me, and we were talking about exs and shit, and she brings up our whole 2 days of Rating: 5