wow how fucked up is that?

[3rdEyeVision]

lol I can top all of those.......I dumped some girl on Valentines day in grade 4 after we had our first serious kind of kiss, lol I would've waited a day or two but my friend thought it would be funny

[Chuddy]

Women are crazy.

[someuser]

lol I can top all of those.......I dumped some girl on Valentines day in grade 4 after we had our first serious kind of kiss, lol I would've waited a day or two but my friend thought it would be funny

Not to player hate bro but that is just being a dick... Having said that (hehe):


3 yrs ago on Valentine's my gf at the time was really pissing me off. For whatever reasons anything that could go wrong for her always seemed to do just that... Anyhow, Valentines was no exception and I was really getting sick of it. Her car broke down on her way to see me so I had to pick her up (it was a hot day) and wait around in the heat for a tow truck bla bla bla.

By the end of the night she was getting under my skin so bad, while watching a movie, I just snapped and told her: "Stop fucking talking and touching me" and then proceeded to put my index finger over my mouth and just made a really loud 'SSSHHHhhhhhhhing' sound.


The rest of the movie was watched in silence (LoL) and she promptly wanted to go home afterwards (which I was more then glad). I wanted to break up with her so bad but I would have felt horrible... I still was an ass though.

[3rdEyeVision]

^^so did you end up staying with her or what?

and yeah lol I know it was a harsh thing to do but I was in grade four and didnt give a fuck about anything exept making my friends laugh...haha im still kinda like that but whatever

[partyguy420]

yea... i can beat off, i mean beat all of those... i once as going out with this girl, and she was pissing me off....so to break up with her, i went and got like 5 different guy friends, and we went and bought a hooker, well they were busy with the hooker, i made a cake... and invited a nother girl over that was alot hotter then the girl i was about to break up with, and told her what i was doing, well... i finished the brownies, and took that over to her house, with my new gir friend, but my new girl waited in the car, anyways, i gave her the bronies, and the tape, and told her to wait for about an hour to watch the movie..... but to eat as many brownies as she could... she said ok, and i left... she put the movie in, and it turns out to be her favorite movie, and shes so happy, she starts to cry, then she looks at the plate of brownies, and sees a video tape sticking out of the stack of bronies.. so she grabs that and sticks it in.... and this tape has all off my buddies fucking the hooker, and cumming into the brownie mix... and them it gets to the end of the tape, and it shows me sitting on a chair... and it shows my new girl giving me a blow job, and me blowing my load into the mixture.... and then i said... there you stupid fat bitch go get a new boyfriend, ohh wait, you to fat to, you just ate a plate of cum soaked bronies...


turnss out she blew her head off...

[partyguy420]

^^so did you end up staying with her or what?

and yeah lol I know it was a harsh thing to do but I was in grade four and didnt give a fuck about anything exept making my friends laugh...haha im still kinda like that but whatever

yea, my life is all about making my friends laff... cause friends laffing to me... is like a pound of chronic BC BUDs... well...

[3rdEyeVision]

man I know your story is Bullcrap but I wouldnt be able to be in the same room as my friends when their getting sexually pleased...I would never be able to gang bang its so frickin filthy, uuuggghh just the thought of seeing one of my friends moaning and stuff makes me wanna puke

[partyguy420]

man I know your story is Bullcrap but I wouldnt be able to be in the same room as my friends when their getting sexually pleased...I would never be able to gang bang its so frickin filthy, uuuggghh just the thought of seeing one of my friends moaning and stuff makes me wanna puke

yea.... it was bull shit....i did give an ex a brownie with cum in it befor thu....

[NightProwler]

i would think that you would find out what had happened sooner. if it had happned to me, i would have called her up and asked whats was so "clingy" about me and then she'd be like "what???" and then we would figure it all out. i mean what happened, did you guys just never speak to eachother again after that?

[Polymirize]

turnss out she blew her head off...

Dude... the fact that you're completely full of shit no longer surprises me, but I am continuously amazed by the type of shit you continue to speak.

You're like the human equivalent of a mad-libs where all the blanks have been filled in by drunken rapists.

Who are you trying to impress all the time?