Quote Originally Posted by RESiNATE
I got this, like, hidden cabinet inside my wall.
Yeah, I pull down a book, and 'hey presto', the wall drops away to reveal the cabinet - and the stairs that lead down to my secret lair. In the secret lair, I have a really big black car, that shoot fire out of the back.
Every night, I get into my car, and cruise the streets looking for dodgy characters....whilst wearing tights, and my pants on the outside

I'm not the bad guy!!!
what???????
yeah right........lol