Quote Originally Posted by maryjanemama
When I'm trying to keep a little extra stash away from my hubby, I always store it in a box of tampons. He won't go near a box of tampons!
That is a *really* smart move!

Similarly, when I'm trying to hide a porn DVD from my wife, I get a cheezy label for it, and hand-write,

CHARLIE WEISS' NOTEBOOK: PATRIOTS CHAMPIONSHIP DEFENSIVE STRATEGIES, 2001 - 2003 (includes severe injury shots)


on it. She'll never watch it. Until she tells me she wants to watch a porn video, and then the label comes off. (Along with my bike shorts!)