hahaha, Torog...there are benefits from leaving home lol

except when the folks come round to visit
then it's, like, "shit...gotta make sure there's no clues!!!"

lol

is the only time I use air-freshener


...and if I've eaten a curry...

As for arthritic restrictions, when my kids are old enough, they will be taught the art of rolling. That way, when I'm shoved away in some old folks home, being fed watery porridge, my kids can come around and set to work making the months supply

..course, my fingers may be too knarly to work a lighter

Ah ha, but then I'll just tell the nurses that I NEED to keep a candle lit, in memorandum of my long-lost-sanity