my homie is the biggest buzzkill of them all
when he drinks he turns into a maniac
at parties he will stare at a girl till she gets nervous
then he tries to get the phone number
after he gets rejected like 20 times in 15 minutes
he tries to steal the girls car by sticking a butterknife
in the ignition but first he removed the mailbox from the
house party and threw it the car window.
then he gets home and his girlfriend gets all mad cuz he went to party
and she rips off his gold chain and flushes it in the toilet
then he removes a mirror from the wall and raises it above his head
about to smash down on her head but at the last minute he changed his mind
and broke the glass over his own dome [what an idiot]