follow up question:

the quick fix bottle has a temp strip on the side, so i was considering putting my buddies piss in that bottle to make sure its within the desired temp range. if i open the quick fix bottle and just put the fake piss in a storage bottle while i take the test then put it back afterwards will it still be good later (in case i get in another jam and have no clean piss resource)? or will breaking the seal make the fake piss spoil?

also ive read that 2 ounces *should* be more than enough because they cant legally require me to use more than 2 ounces, but ive also read that 2 ounces will not be enough and they wont accept the sample if its that small (even though this is against the law...*shrugs*). whats the deal with this? will i be fucked if i only bring in 2 ounces?

the plan is to wear some tighty whiteys and keep the bottle snug up in my junk. im about to go get a pair of my dads undies (i only have boxers) and test to see how warm detective scrotes will keep the sample.