A Muslim immigrant cuts my hair. She's extremely nice.

My wife is an immigrant from China. She's extremely nice

Anyhow Tom, you're on to something but starting to go down the wrong path. Terrorism isn't a total farce. It was Muslim extremists who flew those planes into the Twin Towers and the Pentagon. This type of threat is a genuine threat that needs to be taken seriously. Don't start listening to GS, Pissy, and all the other conspiracy kooks out there or you'll become one yourself.

Instead, point out how Bush used the fear generated by the terrorist attacks to further his own agenda, get us into Iraq (where the terrorists weren't) and out of Afghanistan (where the terrorists are), and get himself re-elected. Just remember, George W Bush didn't cause 9/11, he just shamelessly took advantage of it.