hhahhaha oh man I don't know if my story should go under FUNNY or incredibly disgusting and gross that no one should ever have to learn about.

Anyway...it all started one night after a long night of drinking at the bars...(I'm sure you can tell where this is going...)...

...anyway...as always...we decided to have a little drunken sex. My boyfriend however is obviously unaware of how trashed I am...and I am too, obviously.

So anyway..I end up puking while were having sex...all over the bed and stuff...and being the nice boyfriend that he is, he drags me to the shower...
...proceeds to wash and condition my hair, all the while here I am sitting on the floor of the shower flailing my body around unable to keep my balance..

....Unable to keep me stable my boyfriend has this brilliant idea, that since I am kneeling on the floor and he is standing trying to wash me...that he decides it would be a good idea if I were to use his penis for leverage. SO he tells me to "JUST hold onto my penis!"...haha.

I wake up the next morning with different sheets on the bed...a bowl of dried puke next to the bed...multiple towels....and my hair is in near dread locks.

I honestly woke up having no recollection that any of that had happend the previous night...


hahhahah....