Funniest Sexual Moment

[Herbal]

Woot, I had reply #69.

[AlwaysBlazed]

Uhh, it was dark and I made out with a girls face before... like completely missing the mouth. It was really funny.

[SwirlyMass]

expect for fucking right?

IMO the 'poop chute' is a little tighter on some girls, so yeah, sometimes.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

ok... so i've had sex with a friend of mine a number of times... at first i had never seen him naked, it was always dark, or we were drunk.


one day, we were talking, and i brought up circumcisions, and he said he was glad he didnt get cut.

later on, i believe it was that day, i was giving him head, and realized he was cut, so i have him this real sarcastic look, and said "i thought you werent circumcised" and he was all shocked "im not!".


ahh it still cracks me up that he didnt know what a circumcision was, even after i explained it to him that it was the removal of extra skin that folds over the head!!! XD


he's so dumb sometimes...

[klup]

this happened a couple years ago.

ive known my friend for a while, since elementary school and were seniors now, and his sister has always been a bitch to us. she was a couple years older and as i got older i noticed she was pretty hot, but as i guess i 'developed' she kinda took a small interest in me yet she was still bitchy. one day i was helping him with some work around his house and she was just trying to boss us around and later that night, after a few bowls, i jokingly said 'dude, id like to bust if your sisters face, then take a picture. then shed stop being such a complete psycho.' my friend was like 'haha, yeah, go for it.'

well what started off as a joke eventually turned into reality, and i grabbed my little digital out of my pants and snapped a picture of her most glorious hour. later i emailed her the pic with 'ploosh' written on the bottom. now whenever i see her, i mutter 'ploosh' and she angriliy stomps out of the room, while i cant help but smile from ear to ear.

[cannabis=freedom]

haha dude, that's crazy.

[N3D FLANDERS]

...i was at some pissey little airport that only had one bathroom...and REALLY needed to rub one out
it was a unisex bathroom and a nun caught me wanking
quite traumatizing to both of us

[ReUp]

This thread was awesome so I guess I'll add to it.

My friend brought this chick back to his apartment where I was staying. She seemed like a nice girl and goddamn was she hot. Me and another friend who were not with the chick were just smoking a few bowls and playing Halo if I recall. Finally the chick and my friend walk into his room.

then it got crazy. What I thought to be a nice chick was actually one of the loudest and dirtiest talkers I had ever heard. It was funny as hell at first but after a while a chick yelling "beat my pussy up" gets pretty annoying. So I crack the door and tell her to keep it down because we are trying to chill. She never does shut up and they go on for about an hour and finally it stops and she gets in the shower.

Well I'm sleeping on the couch and wake up to this chicks face looking right up close to me. In about five minutes she has pretty much offered her body to me. Meh, why not, but the issue was that everyone else was asleep. But they are my friends and I made her promise me she wouldnt be loud. So we band for a good half hour and as shes cumming she just yells loud as fuck "FUUUUUCK MEEEEEEE."

My friends proceed to walk out and laugh their asses off. She didn't even get embarassed just pulled me closer. Needless to say she stayed many more nights at the apartment.

[TheFatKid]

I was jackin off, and lets just say some of my keys are still a little hard to press down.

[TallulahGreen]

hhahhaha oh man I don't know if my story should go under FUNNY or incredibly disgusting and gross that no one should ever have to learn about.

Anyway...it all started one night after a long night of drinking at the bars...(I'm sure you can tell where this is going...)...

...anyway...as always...we decided to have a little drunken sex. My boyfriend however is obviously unaware of how trashed I am...and I am too, obviously.

So anyway..I end up puking while were having sex...all over the bed and stuff...and being the nice boyfriend that he is, he drags me to the shower...
...proceeds to wash and condition my hair, all the while here I am sitting on the floor of the shower flailing my body around unable to keep my balance..

....Unable to keep me stable my boyfriend has this brilliant idea, that since I am kneeling on the floor and he is standing trying to wash me...that he decides it would be a good idea if I were to use his penis for leverage. SO he tells me to "JUST hold onto my penis!"...haha.

I wake up the next morning with different sheets on the bed...a bowl of dried puke next to the bed...multiple towels....and my hair is in near dread locks.

I honestly woke up having no recollection that any of that had happend the previous night...


hahhahah....