When our daughter was born my wife breastfed. One thing that's definitely cool about this is that she went up 2 cup sizes c The obvious reason they go up 2 cup sizes is that they are full of milk. Anyhow, the first time we had sex after she gave birth my wife was prettty "full". So there I was, happily going at it for the first time in a couple months, when all of a sudden she sprung a leak and this little stream of milk literally comes shooting like a foot out, spraying me right in the face.