Quote Originally Posted by Ol Schwaggy Bastard
I was having sex with my girlfriend once and my mother walked in...I couldn't stop laughing.

It's always funny when a girl specifically asks me not to cum on her face, and i pull out and nut all over her face and hair.

one time i was having sex with a girl and her dad burst in and hit me in the neck with a golf club.

One time i was fucking this dumb girl in a porta potty at this public park, and she was so into it she didnt notice that i threw her pants into the dookie hole, I busted my nut and dipped out before she knew what was up. She never talked to me again.

oh, some chick puked on my dick too...it was kinda fucked up.
Ol Schwaggy, are you a teenager?
birdgirl73 Reviewed by birdgirl73 on . Funniest Sexual Moment What's the funniest thing thats happened to you, involving sex? I get a laugh from a lot of these posts so I thought I would dedicate one to JUST funny stuff. My funniest moment was probably when my bf and i were fooling around, and we lost a little dolphin vibrator 'up there'. Getting that thing out was fucking difficult and it was hilarious watching my bf try to play doctor...could you imagine having to go to the doctor for something like that??! Share your stories!! Rating: 5