I was having sex with my girlfriend once and my mother walked in...I couldn't stop laughing.

It's always funny when a girl specifically asks me not to cum on her face, and i pull out and nut all over her face and hair.

one time i was having sex with a girl and her dad burst in and hit me in the neck with a golf club.

One time i was fucking this dumb girl in a porta potty at this public park, and she was so into it she didnt notice that i threw her pants into the dookie hole, I busted my nut and dipped out before she knew what was up. She never talked to me again.

oh, some chick puked on my dick too...it was kinda fucked up.