Funniest Sexual Moment

[B u M b L ee K y]

I'm just trying to figure out how old you are. If you're still very young, that might explain why some of that seems funny. For folks who've had more sex, though, most of your tales just seem sorta embarrassing and, in a couple of instances, downright mean-spirited. You don't seem like you're much into treating ladies very nicely.

Females get treated by guys how they want to be treated. No woman with respect for herself and others would end up with a guy like him so I hate to say it, but the ladies probably deserved it in their case.

[Ol Schwaggy Bastard]

I'm just trying to figure out how old you are. If you're still very young, that might explain why some of that seems funny. For folks who've had more sex, though, most of your tales just seem sorta embarrassing and, in a couple of instances, downright mean-spirited. You don't seem like you're much into treating ladies very nicely.

Well, I'm turning 19 in a couple weeks.
A lot of it was embarrasing until I got over it. And you don't know the kind of girls I used to hook up with, a lot of them were rude, angry females.
And before you say anything about how i treat/view ladies, it's probably worth stating that due to a kind of complex legal situation that's put me out of a job, I am, at the moment, being financially supported by my wonderfull goddess girlfriend. Who i was when i was 15 is not who I am now, even though I still laugh when i think back to some of the shit I've done.

[dutch.lover]

How does it feel to be supported by a woman? I was in that situation a while ago with my bf, i had/have a well paying job, and he was jobless. We live together, so he started calling himself the "stay at home boyfriend." haha

[Ol Schwaggy Bastard]

How does it feel to be supported by a woman? I was in that situation a while ago with my bf, i had/have a well paying job, and he was jobless. We live together, so he started calling himself the "stay at home boyfriend." haha

I feel guilty, because I'm so used to being able to take care of her and buy her nice things...but now i just sit around all day waiting for something interesting to happen. She likes it well enough though.

[birdgirl73]

Females get treated by guys how they want to be treated. No woman with respect for herself and others would end up with a guy like him so I hate to say it, but the ladies probably deserved it in their case.

Well, I hear what you're saying, but i tend to think no one truly deserves to be treated badly. Women who don't like themselves can end up attracting men who don't treat them well, it's true. But that's still not justification for the bad treatment in the long run. Just a reason why it happens.

[Ol Schwaggy Bastard]

Females get treated by guys how they want to be treated. No woman with respect for herself and others would end up with a guy like him so I hate to say it, but the ladies probably deserved it in their case.

hey now, don't hate. I've dated plenty of great girls, but a select few have been generally bad people. Some of my "stories" seem a lot worse out of context. FOr instance, the girl whose pants i threw into the porta pottie had beaten up my friends girlfriend for no reason, so my brand of juvenile justice was to have sex with and humiliate her.
and all the others are with girls i've maintained good friendships with and who laugh with me recalling certain instances.

I dont treat every girl i've been with like scum.

[B u M b L ee K y]

Well, I hear what you're saying, but i tend to think no one truly deserves to be treated badly. Women who don't like themselves can end up attracting men who don't treat them well, it's true. But that's still not justification for the bad treatment in the long run. Just a reason why it happens.

I'm not supporting the idea nor saying that's how I act, as a person, but was only trying to make a reasonable explanation in his defense as to why he would do such things. Ol Schwaggy Bastard, no girl should be treated like scum.

[Ol Schwaggy Bastard]

I'm not supporting the idea nor saying that's how I act, as a person, but was only trying to make a reasonable explanation in his defense as to why he would do such things. Ol Schwaggy Bastard, no girl should be treated like scum.

I'm not saying they should. I'm just saying that they have been, and in a few instances it still makes me laugh. Call me an asshole, but I still think throwing that girls pants in that porta pottie is funny.

[maryjanehaze]

I was having sex with my girlfriend once and my mother walked in...I couldn't stop laughing.

It's always funny when a girl specifically asks me not to cum on her face, and i pull out and nut all over her face and hair.

one time i was having sex with a girl and her dad burst in and hit me in the neck with a golf club.

One time i was fucking this dumb girl in a porta potty at this public park, and she was so into it she didnt notice that i threw her pants into the dookie hole, I busted my nut and dipped out before she knew what was up. She never talked to me again.

oh, some chick puked on my dick too...it was kinda fucked up.

holy shit dude....no...

[tootsie roll]

just what i wanted to hear...thanks........................

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