Funniest Sexual Moment

[dutch.lover]

Those Jehovah's witnesses drive me crazy. I don't mean to insult anyone; but it doesn't matter what group of people come knocking on my door, if it is frequent and they are trying to pressure me into something, i am going to be annoyed. Anyways, I hope to get this thread lifted off the ground again- it could provide mucho entertainment

[gabee42ee]

wow... you may be the only strait guy that knows what its like to be shot in the face with a white substance from the private parts of some ones body, i dont think i would blow it on my girls face after that....(i dont uasly blow it in there face unless they are whores.... or if they ask... or if we arent realy daiting, and arent trying to be romantic.... actualy.... were am i sapost to blow a load if im trying to be romantic????)

is this true for most guys i wonder?

[gabee42ee]

ok and as a funny story ... once back in like 9th grade i had just finished havingsex with my boyfriend and we hadn't used a condom at the time .. coz i was dumb and he pulled out and i thought he just nutted on my bed so we got up and got dressed. we went over to my friends where they all proceeded to point and laugh at the big wad of cum that was on the bottom of my pants. oops. i tried saying it was icing.... didn't work

[friendowl]

when i was a youngster i was at a house party
and i was wasted. i couldnt even see.
i dont know how it happened but i ended up with some chick
in the room.it was dark and i remember her breath smelled liek beers
i was rubbing her breasts and kissing her neck and soon enough
i was hitting that shit.all of a sudden the lights turn on and like
12 people are laughing and yelling and shit
i barely even noticed and i kept on trying to hit but the girl took off
the next day when i seen myself on video i tripped out
i couldnt belive that was me
i was seriously wasted and i dont even remeber her face or who she was

[OniEhtRedrum781]

when i was a youngster i was at a house party
and i was wasted. i couldnt even see.
i dont know how it happened but i ended up with some chick
in the room.it was dark and i remember her breath smelled liek beers
i was rubbing her breasts and kissing her neck and soon enough
i was hitting that shit.all of a sudden the lights turn on and like
12 people are laughing and yelling and shit
i barely even noticed and i kept on trying to hit but the girl took off
the next day when i seen myself on video i tripped out
i couldnt belive that was me
i was seriously wasted and i dont even remeber her face or who she was

Nice, very nice!

[KGod86]

Like 2 months ago my gf started sucking me off, i was around to bust so she stoped sucking, and when i busted it went in her nose,

also i once busted on my face on accident, i get some distance.

[shilling]

My ex-girlfriend and I went to the park one evening. Found a secluded spot under some trees, bushes, et.c. Started going at it...she was wearing a dress with nothing underneath, so easy access.

Anyway, a few minutes later, a dog that was being walked off leash turns up and just looked at us with his tongue hangin out.

Both of us just froze till he went away to his owner and then laughed our asses off, and carried on. Outdoors sex is brilliant, except for the mosquitos!

[Shannon]

Girls can't fart. They don't shit either. Females don't have an anus.

expect for fucking right?

[Herbal]

I was kicked out of my house for banging the foreign exchange student living with us. My little sister walked in on us and ratted me out.

Another time though, I was getting this super BJ. I must of really gotten into it cause the next thing I knew, I let out this MONSTROUS fart. No joke, it went on for like 10 seconds. Never laughed so hard in my life.

[dutch.lover]

^haha that's terrible, but that's what happens when u relax.