Funniest Sexual Moment

[Ol Schwaggy Bastard]

wow... you may be the only strait guy that knows what its like to be shot in the face with a white substance from the private parts of some ones body, i dont think i would blow it on my girls face after that....(i dont uasly blow it in there face unless they are whores.... or if they ask... or if we arent realy daiting, and arent trying to be romantic.... actualy.... were am i sapost to blow a load if im trying to be romantic????)

The bellys always fun, usually hits the tits too, and doesn't require squirming up to your knees with your pecker in your hand like a jackass.:thumbsup:

[dutch.lover]

here's a new one, although it's sorta embarrassing (but still really funny). two weeks ago, my friends and i were all partying for my birthday and my bf got really drunk. we left the party early because he had had too much and he wanted to go have drunk sex. little did i know how it would turn out...

sooo we are going at it, he is taking forever cause he is so drunk and im tired so i told him i wanted to stop. we compromised, so i started giving him a handjob but eventually he took the reins. next thing i know my entire face and chest is COVERED in cum!!!!! i didnt see it coming AT ALL, and neither did he apparently. i woke up the next morning with my eyes practically crusted shut. gross i know...but i hope someone finds some humor in it. lol.

[partyguy420]

thats gross dutch lover... i did that to my ex one time to...

[dutch.lover]

haha well he didnt mean to... it was really nasty at the time but i cant help but laugh my ass off whenever i think about it now

[partyguy420]

i dont think i ment to either... we were both piss drunk...

[hammertime]

funniest thing ever was getting head from my ex gf and i kinda humped my dick forward and gagged her, and she barfed on a towel that i was gonna bust on. It wasnt very funny, i kinda felt bad bc i did it to her but not on purpose. but we both laughed it off

[jeremy thunder]

my ex's autistic little brother walked in on us once, but i guess that's more awkward than funny..

[dutch.lover]

i guess it depends on what he did when he walked in. lol.

[Nav Man]

i guess it depends on what he did when he walked in. lol.

LOL HAHAHAHAH
start hearing heavy breathing.....
*fwap fwap fwap*

[BlueCat]

oh this is a funny thread...ok I have one that was pretty embarrassing.

My husband was coming home early so I showered "powdered" and prepared for some afternoon delight. We were just getting started with a little 69 foreplay when there was a loud knock at the door. So my hubby threw on his jeans and ran to answer the door (the knock sounded urgent) I heard some other voices then heard him say look I'm really busy....

By this time I am sitting up in bed with the light on waiting for him to return.

When he walks through the door all pissed off because it was just Jehovah's witnesses I laughed my ass off....all over his face and around his mouth was my baby powder! I guess I had used too much It was pretty funny.