Funniest Sexual Moment

[OniEhtRedrum781]

i already posted this in the spit or swallow thread

jesus fuckin' christ...

[Fengzi]

When our daughter was born my wife breastfed. One thing that's definitely cool about this is that she went up 2 cup sizes c The obvious reason they go up 2 cup sizes is that they are full of milk. Anyhow, the first time we had sex after she gave birth my wife was prettty "full". So there I was, happily going at it for the first time in a couple months, when all of a sudden she sprung a leak and this little stream of milk literally comes shooting like a foot out, spraying me right in the face.

[dutch.lover]

that must have been some surprise lol

[partyguy420]

When our daughter was born my wife breastfed. One thing that's definitely cool about this is that she went up 2 cup sizes c The obvious reason they go up 2 cup sizes is that they are full of milk. Anyhow, the first time we had sex after she gave birth my wife was prettty "full". So there I was, happily going at it for the first time in a couple months, when all of a sudden she sprung a leak and this little stream of milk literally comes shooting like a foot out, spraying me right in the face.

wow... you may be the only strait guy that knows what its like to be shot in the face with a white substance from the private parts of some ones body, i dont think i would blow it on my girls face after that....(i dont uasly blow it in there face unless they are whores.... or if they ask... or if we arent realy daiting, and arent trying to be romantic.... actualy.... were am i sapost to blow a load if im trying to be romantic????)

[dutch.lover]

i think boobs might be acceptable

[JazzNKB]

One time my ex girlfriend and i were in bed and she was talking to her mom on the phone. While she was doing this i proceeded to finger her. It was funny watching her try not to moan but she laughed about it afterwards:thumbsup:

[partyguy420]

One time my ex girlfriend and i were in bed and she was talking to her mom on the phone. While she was doing this i proceeded to finger her. It was funny watching her try not to moan but she laughed about it afterwards:thumbsup:

hey.... something like that has happend... my ex was talking on the phone with some guy, and so i unzpped my pants, and pulled out my penis, and i moved one of her hands to it, and she just started jerking me off.... ahh that was funny....

[Spiritual]

One time my ex girlfriend and i were in bed and she was talking to her mom on the phone. While she was doing this i proceeded to finger her. It was funny watching her try not to moan but she laughed about it afterwards:thumbsup:

I did that once. She would just stop talking all of a sudden and I'd hear her mom be like "Nikki! Are you still there?". She'd have the cutest facial expression. Man those were good times.

[Chuddy]

Once blew my load in my g/f's face in the shower and she laughed.








rofl

[3rdEyeVision]

your my hero Ol Schwaggy Bastard lol