Funniest Sexual Moment

[someuser]

Right in the middle of it, I said the wrong name! He stopped and laughed and said, "What?" I was like, 'Sorry, what your name again?"

LoL

Ahhhh... I've done that before.... Except not to just some random stranger :stoned:

I guess the two girls that I happened to accidentally do that to made it a point to make sure that memory will never be looked at as funny for me!

[Th3 sand m4n]

this happend when i was 16 it was my second time and i was doing my girl friend and all of a sudden their was this loud farting noise i guess form the suction and then their was an awkward silence where we just kinda looked at each other and then we just burst out laughing. Ah good times

[smoking habit]

one time i walked in on my friend right after this girl had barfed all over his dick. HE SLAPPED HER!!!! ROOOOOFFFLLLLLLLLLLL even just thinkin about it.

another time i busted on this girl alex's face after she gave me a really horrible bj, and some got in her hair and we didnt notice, and we went back down to the party and someone brought up the glob in her hair right in front of alot of people and immidiately everyone knew what was up. that was also hilarious.

[dutch.lover]

queefs are hilarious, i mean they can be awkward, but when ur with someone ur comfortable with- they are soooooo funny! Even worse, if a bunch of air has built up in the vagina, laughing only pushes it out more, making things even worse! its a vicious, hilarious, circle... hahahha

[justinsane]

piper piper the red red worm, woke last night to the sound of the storm

her words were the words i sailed upon

[B u M b L ee K y]

Queefs are not hilarious when they smell like another man's semen.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

Queefs are not hilarious when they smell like another man's semen.

If that's the case, u've got a problem...

[Eraserhead71]

doggy style makes em queef real good

[MastaChronic]

this thread reminds me of a funny story
this girl id been smokin out with for the night goes down on me for about 25 minutes, after i bust my nut and in the middle of her swallowing my explosion i said, "purple people eater" and she laughed so hard cum flew out of her nose

i already posted this in the spit or swallow thread

[partyguy420]

doggy style makes em queef real good

thats true, me and my ex could never figure that out, but it was one of the most injoyable positons for both of us, cause the fact that her legs are closed, and it makes her tight.