How to make plain ol' perfect working firecrackers

[GDS StonerBoy]

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dude no way that failed i have like 4 people that can vouch for this. All of these people didnt eat it in pb&j like i did but they still ate it and it worked very well. My best friend wrapped a gram in ham and ate it but i could tell it was absolutely horrid because he gagged and i tried it too. He was stoned like crazy after about 30 mins. My cousin and I both decided to use peanut butter to kill the taste and we still tasted the bud but it went down better that his but neither of us was as high as he was. People believe what you must but if you eat your pot straight up without the cooking you'll be very fucked up. I'd put my life on this!!!!

[shaggzx]

Just one problem I had with that. The microwave isn't really needed. You see, THC absorbs into the fat whether it's in its acidic form or not. Once heated up it becomes active and stays active even after cooling down. So you could prepare your crackers and leave them alone for 30 minutes and then throw them in the oven for the 22 which is about an hour worth of THC fat absorbation and that means more THC absorbs into the fat. And the oven will take care of all the heating needed.

[CoMfOrTaBlYnUmB420]

so wut does the high feel like? and if i make these today and leave them in airtight tupperware, will they be good by next friday?

[CoMfOrTaBlYnUmB420]

wow i ate mine last nite. and all i can say is wow. lol

[peanuts22]

I just made my first firecrackers.

I used chocolate chip cookies, and nutella. I put in just over 1g of weed, chopped up with scissors. Then, I mixed the nutella with the weed in a bowl. I used a toaster oven, I think the temperature meter was off however because I put it on for 320 F, and for 22 min, but they got REALLY burnt.

I managed to force 2 of them down, I stopped when I started to gag. Everything is burnt, but towards the center I could still see the nutella core intact. Anyways, it's been about 40 minutes now and they're REALLY kicking in. I have a low tolerance since I haven't smoked in a while.

Anyways, it was a success. I recommend however that you test your oven first, to get your timing correctly so they don't get burnt. I still have 3 more to go. I'll spread them out over the course of the night.

[marijuana bird]

makin sum right now got 7 mins left hope they work used like 5 nuggets for 3 crackers ::jointsmile:

[marijuana bird]

just ate 3 crackers with a total of 5 nuggets still waitin for the effects but im hopin they work

[SmokaFett]

ok so i did this recipie exactly...was my first time eating weed....i used about a half track in about 8 crackers....i used organic smuckers pb and i put it on saltines....i ate 4 and then i ate another 4 two hours later...i had a revelation....i smoke way tooo mucccchhhhhh weeeeeedddd......i wasnt that fucked up and had to have a couple bowls after

[amnesiac]

so i made these bad boys last night with about 1.2 in 6 crackers. i had two, and it didn't really hit me until 3 hours later, and by then i had already hit a gravity bong, so i only noticed a numbness and warmth in the center of my chest. however, today, i could smoke only a little weed and get a lot more high off of it. what should i do tonight? i have 1 g and all the time in the world.

[JD1stTimer]

Here's my problem... you say to microwave for 15 secs before and after. Well, microwaves are very very different and you have virtually no control over the temperature unless you actually stick a probe in some without weed and test what temp it gets too.
Some people following your directions are KILLING their thc right then in the first step. Second, you say to put the oven at 320 and THC evaporates at 340. Well, it is NOT AT ALL UNCOMMON for an oven to sway 30 degrees either way. That's why all recipes give a range of time, as in 15-20 minutes... Believe me, some people will have their pizza done in 15, some people will need to go 22 possibly. So many people are killing it in the second step. The third step is the microwave again, so if you killed it the first time you've just gone and killed it twice.. (ie you didn't lose EVERYTHING the first time). All in all, if everyone follows these directions to a tee as you often state in your post, some people will damage their weed a couple of times, some will damage it once, some will damage it three times in a row, and others will not have cooked it enough. RESULTS MAY VARY! SKIP THE MICROWAVE, LOWER TEMP TO 300, make a big batch so if you need to cook them longer YOU CAN, and that way you can determine the right time and temp for YOUR oven. You may waste a bunch of weed before you get it perfect for YOUR OVEN, so maybe start with schwag and get that as potent as you can possibly get with the schwag, then use your dank next time and HAVE FUN!