Aww don't you have any Lesbians left????
Ok I'll just take that very effeminate homosexual guy.....

Anything else Madam?

Yes, can I have that turkey baister please?
No it doesn't matter that we're not attracted to each other one little bit.
We'll just set up home and pretend that we're a 'normal family' coz that'll make life so much easier

So much easier for who